Joke : There were ten zebras in the zoo. All but nine escaped. How many were left?
1. Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film! Hmmmm. Let's hope nothing develops.
2. Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?! Stick your foot out and trip it up!
3. There were ten zebras in the zoo. All but nine escaped. How many were left? Nine!
4. Q. What's worse than finding a worm in the apple youre eating? A. Finding half a worm.
5. Q: What did one strawberry say to the other? A:"Look at the jam you've gotten us into!"
6. I hear you've been tracing your ancestors on the internet...Yes - and it's a mammoth task!