Joke : Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a frog

jokes | July. 31, 2017

1. Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a frog. What's wrong with that I think I'm going to croak

2. Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses. You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop!

3. Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell. Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring!

4. Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a python. You can't get round me just like that you know!

5. Doctor, Doctor I think I'm an adder. Great, can you help me with my accounts then please!

6. Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image of his father. Never mind just so long as he's healthy!

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