Joke : Ten truths about accountants (part I)
Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party : ".......and ninthly..."
How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft? When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No.
How do you drive an accountant completely insane? Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.
How do you know accountants have no imagination? They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.
How do you know when an accountant's on holidays? He doesn't wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.