Joke : Why did the fat monster put a candle on his tummy?

jokes | July. 13, 2017

1. Why did the fat monster put a candle on his tummy? He was celebrating his girthday!

2. Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears? I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

3. Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer? Because you said it was pound cake!

4. Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!

5. Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday? He's trying to age disgracefully!

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