Joke : What did the really ugly man do for a living ?
1. What did the really ugly man do for a living ?He posed for Halloween masks !
2. What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.
3. What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana.
4. Where is everyone beautiful? In the dark.
5. Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one.