Joke : 8 warnings about the consumption of alcohol

jokes | July. 12, 2017

1. WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of pregnancy in the world. Proceed with caution.

2. WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

3. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you cant remember).

4. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Chuck.

5. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

6. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

7. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

8. WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

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