Joke : Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ?

jokes | July. 31, 2017

1. Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ?Because the poor didn't have any !

2. How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?"Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."

3. If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls ? Cornflakes !

4. What does a footballer and a magician have in common ? Both do hat tricks !

5. Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar? All of them, a crossbar can't jump!

6. Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch? He was the skipper!

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