40 Thoughts Every Female Has While Getting Ready For A First Date
1. Okay, what should I wear?
2. Should I like, be casual, or fancy?
3. I wonder what type of clothing people wear at this place?
4. I don’t want to look like I’m trying too hard.
5. Do I have enough time to blow dry my hair?
6. I don’t want to take forever to get ready.
7. It’s going to take me forever to get ready.
8. Do I have time to eat a quick snack?
9. Maybe I can run to the gym real quick.
10. I need to have a good workout before I go out.
11. Maybe I’ll take a shot before he gets here.
12. OMG. Why am I so nervous?
13. Maybe I’ll wear this perfume.
14. Should I wear a skirt?
15. Okay, this outfit is too much.
16. *Goes through 65 outfits and has them in piles all over the floor* Sh*t I have to clean this all up before he gets here in case he comes in or something.
17. Sandals or wedges?
18. Maybe these shoes are too much… Maybe they’re too little. I don’t know.
19. Okay, I’ll just wear my classic, go-to outfit.
20. Do I look fat?
21. I need to brush my teeth.
22. I’m starving. Maybe I need to eat something small before I go.
23. *Turns on music and starts dancing while getting ready* OMG he’s going to be here in like 20 minutes!!!
24. *Texts girlfriends a picture of outfit* Is this cute?
25. I need to change.
26. I wonder what he’s wearing.
27. Should I ask him what he’s wearing?
28. What if things are weird between us?
29. What if we don’t have anything to talk about?
30. What if he doesn’t like me?
31. Wow, why am I so freaking nervous?
32. HE’S ALMOST HERE! *Starts freaking out and throwing things into random drawers*
33. I need perfume. *Sprays it 5 times*
34. Too much perfume!! *Tries to fan herself*
35. *Texts girlfriends asking them to wish her good luck* Okay this is it!!!
36. I hope I look okay.
37. And I hope I don’t do anything embarrassing.
38. Okay, didn’t trip getting into the car. Thank God!
39. He’s wearing jeans too, perfect.
40. Okay, maybe this won’t be so bad.