Joke : A blonde once shot an arrow into the air...

jokes | July. 14, 2017

1. A blonde once shot an arrow into the air... but missed!

2. A blonde opened a hair salon next to a graveyard and named it Curl Up and Dye.

3. A blonde tried to blow up her husband's car, but burned her lips on the tailpipe.

4. A blonde walks down the street and sees a banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs. "Here we go again."

5. A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She proudly said, "Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!" Her friend said, "O.K. then, what's the capital of France?" The blonde replied, "Oh, that's so easy! F."

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