Joke : What tea do footballers drink ?
1. What tea do footballers drink ? Penaltea !
2. When do computers go to sleep? When it's internight.
3. Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes? A: A tri-syrup-tops.
4. Definition of Divorce: The future tense of marriage.
5. Doctor, Doctor I feel like a sheep.Thats baaaaaaaaaad!
6. Doctor, Doctor my husband smells like fish Poor sole!