Joke: A man walks into a garden centre looking to buy some plants.

jokes | July. 03, 2017

A man walks into a garden centre looking to buy some plants.

Upon entering, he sees a plant with beautiful purple/red flowers...and notices it also has hands that are tightly gripping something.

Amazed by this, he tries to pry the fingers apart in order to see what is between the plant's hands, but is unable to.

He approaches one of the workers and asks him about the plant.

"We have no idea what the plant has in its hands." says the worker. "Many of us have tried to ease its grip, but we've never been successful."

"Do you think it will ever let go?" asks the man.

"Hard to say." replies the worker. "Who knows what the fuchsia holds?"

Sorry if this is a bad joke. The punchline popped into my head yesterday and I've been trying to make a joke around it. If someone can improve on it, I'd love to hear it.

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