Joke : There are three ways a man wears his hair
1. There are three ways a man wears his hair - parted- unparted or departed.
2. Two mates at a pub having a beer when the bald one starts complaining about being bald. the other guy says to have a transplant operation.the bald guy says he can't afford it. So his mate says to go and have some rabbits tattooed on his head. The bald guy says how will that help? His mate says well from a distance they will look like hares.(hairs)
3. What do you call a high-priced barber shop?A clip joint.
4. What do you call a pen with no hair ?A bald point !
5. What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ?A fair cop !