Joke : You must have a double
1. You must have a double."To which the guy replies "Thank you! Make it a scotch."
2. It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.
3. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?They're married.
4. Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged you?Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.
5. Five dollars for one question! said the girl to the fortune-teller.That's very expensive,isn't it ?Next!
6. Q:Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A:(He wanted cold hard cash!)