Joke : Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
1. Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? A. From chasing parked ambulances.
2. What is the proper weight for a lawyer? About 3 pounds, .......not counting the urn!
3. Hey, you just shot my wife. I'm so sorry, have a shot at mine !
4. Losing a wife can be hard. In most cases, it is damned near impossible.
5. How do thunderstorms invest their money?-In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets
6. The best way of saving money is to forget who you borrowed it from.