Joke : Accountants' love story
1. Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays? They can wear casual clothes to work
2. Why do accountants make good lovers? They're great with figures.
3. Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries? They find bookkeeping too exciting.
4. Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"He's such a sensitive child. Let's wait until he's older before we tell him you're an accountant."