Joke : Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

jokes | July. 31, 2017

1. Q: Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore? A: Because their eggs stink. (Theyre extinct)

2. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't.

3. Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking ? Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor !

4. Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a nit. Will you get out of my hair!

5. Doctor, Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in. What about a matchbox!

6. Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a mothGet out of the way, you're in my light!

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