Joke: So I was donating at the Red Cross one day...

jokes | July. 31, 2017

This is a true story, I'm a frequent platelet donor

An assistant walked over to check on the machines and everything, after a quick inspection, he look toward me

Assistant: Everything feeling okay?

Me: Absolutely not!

Assistant: What's wrong, is there anything I can help with?

Me: Well you see I've been stabbed and I'm bleeding!

Assistant: Oh my God! Where were you stabbed?

I gesture towards my left arm, he looks at the needle stuck in my vein, and the tubes running into the machine, filled with blood. And he groans and walks away.

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