Joke : When the couples choose presents for each other...

jokes | July. 13, 2017

1. I've been shopping for my wife's birthday present. What did you get her? A bottle of expensive toilet water. It cost 20. 20! Why didn't you come to my house - you could have had some of ours for free!

2. Joe was sitting at a bar. He was totally depressed. The bartender, serving him a drink, asked what was wrong."I'll never understand women" said Joe. "The other night on my birthday, my wife said as my gift, I could do with her what I wanted.""Wow! That's quite some gift" said the bartender. "So why are you so dejected?""Well I thought about it for a while" said Joe, "and decided to send her home to her mother, and now she won't even speak to me!"

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