Joke : Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

jokes | July. 19, 2017

1. Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?The noise gave her a headache. 

2. Why did the blonde run out of shampoo? She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat! 

3. Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? It said "concentrate" on it! 

4. Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets! 

5. Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?So they can tell if they are going to work or going home, while on the bus. 

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