Joke : Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?
1. Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? In a cat-alogue!
2. Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards? The stamps kept falling off the rocks!
3. Why did Davy Crockett always wear a coonskin cap? It was a birthday present from his wife!
4. Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday? Because people kept toasting him!
5. Why did the boy put candles on the toilet? He wanted to have a birthday potty!