Joke : My dog doesn't bite!

jokes | July. 11, 2017

A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet.

"Does your dog bite?"

"No."

A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg.

"I thought you said your dog didn't bite!" the man says indignantly.

"That's not my dog."

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