Joke : How can you avoid falling hair?
1. Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair all down her back. Harry: Pity it's not on her head!
2. How can you avoid falling hair?Get out of the way.
3. How does a barber make phone calls? He cuts them short.
4. How much for a haircut? Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave? Barber: Ten dollars. Right - shave my head.
5. I had a dream you were a tire last night. I woke up and you were bald.