Joke : Did you hear about the blonde coyote?

jokes | July. 17, 2017

1. Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

2. Q: Did you hear about the blonde that almost caused a car accident?A: The spare tire in her trunk blew out.

3. Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got pregnant for the second time?A: She asked her husband if they needed to get married again.

4. Q: Did you hear about the blonde that invented the solar flashlight?

5. Q: Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school?A: She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymenlick Manuever.

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