Transfer of labour pain

funny_stories | July. 17, 2017

A married couple went to the hostpital to have thier baby  delivered.Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine  that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the  father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. 

They were both very  much in favour of it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters,  explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever  experienced before. But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine  and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump up a notch. 

The doctor then adjusted  the machine to 20% pain transfer. The doctor checked the husband's blood  pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. 

At this point they decided to  try for 50% The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was  obviously helping out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor  to transfer ALL the pain to him. 

The wife delivered a healthy baby with  virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the  mailman was lying dead on their porch.

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