Joke : It was a tappy birthday...
1. BoyFriend: Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday? GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.
2. Cat: "What did you get him for his birthday?" Dog: "Pant . . . pant!" Cat: "Great . . . he needs a pair of pants!"
3. Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake, but he couldn't figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter so he could type Happy Birthday
4. Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely! Yes, but he only did it so as not to have to do the washing-up. Mum's too frightened hell break it!
5. Did you hear about the dancer's birthday? It was a tappy one!