Joke : That suit looks nice.
1. Salesman: That suit looks nice. It fits like a bandage. Customer: Thanks. I bought it by accident.
2. Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding ? They got jellygated !
3. How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden? Hide the ball, it drives them nuts!
4. Our team is doing so badly that "Manager of the Month" isn't an award. It's an appointment!
5. What do you get if you drop a piano on a teams defence? A flat back four!
6. What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles? He makes a swish!