Joke : Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

jokes | July. 18, 2017

1. Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives?A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1". 

2. Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?A1: Because they can spell it.A2: Because they can spell BWM. 

3. Q: Why do blondes drive VWs?A: Because they can spell it. 

4. Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?A: They're too hard to peel. 

5. Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with forks. 

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