Joke : Why do barbers make good drivers?
1. Why do barbers make good drivers? Because they know all the short cuts.
2. Why do polo bears like bald men ? Because they have a great, white, bear place !
3. Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg? Because he always uses a razor.
4. Why was the lady's hair angry?Because she was always teasing it.
5. Your head is sooooo bald I mistook you for a green rabbit.