Joke : My beauty is timeless

jokes | July. 13, 2017

1. First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think that's vanity? Second girl: No, it's imagination. 

2. First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch: Oh, what did you have done? First witch: Nothing, I was just going in for an estimate. 

3. First witch: My beauty is timeless. Second witch: Yes, it could stop a clock. 

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