Joke : Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

jokes | July. 18, 2017

1. Q: Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?A: She thought it was Diet Coke. 

2. Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche. 

3. Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?A: Because she loved children. 

4. Q: Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it? A: A blonde tried to shoot herself! 

5. Q: Why didn't the blondes go to the movies on one buck night?A: They couldn't fit a deer into the car. 

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