Joke : How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

jokes | July. 18, 2017

1. Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs? A: She fell out of the tree. 

2. Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?A: The cow fell on her. 

3. Q: How did the blonde kill her toy poodle?A: Trying to put batteries in it. 

4. Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?A: She threw it off a cliff. 

5. Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads. 

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