Joke : Can you give me something for my baldness ?
Customer: Why is my hairline receding?Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.
Doctor, Doctor my hair keeps falling out, can you give me anything to keep it in ?Yes, here is a paper bag !
Doctor, doctor, can you give me something for my baldness? How about a few pounds of pig manure? Will that cure my baldness? No, but with that on your head no one will come near enough to notice youre bald.
First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch and didn't turn a hair! Second boy: I'm not surprised - your dad's bald!
For what person do all men take off their hats?The barber.