Joke : Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!

jokes | Aug. 09, 2017

1. Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu! Didn't I see you yesterday?

2. Doctor, Doctor I've a split personality. Well, you'd better both sit down then!

3. Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a pen. Well sit down and write your name!

4. Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots? I never make rash promises!

5. Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you've got it again!

6. Nurse: Would you like an appointment for next week? Patient: No, I'm sick now.

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