Joke : Who makes a million dollars a day?
1. When Mr. Maxwell's wife left him he couldn't sleep."She took the bed!"
2. How can you double your money? By folding it in half.
3. When does a female deer need money? When she doesn't have a buck.
4. Who makes a million dollars a day? Someone who works in a mint.
5. Are you getting older and wiser? No, he's getting older and wider!
6. What's the best thing about turning 65? No more calls from insurance salesmen.