Joke : What does Paul Ince's mum make for Christmas ?
1. What does Paul Ince's mum make for Christmas ? Ince pies !
2. What is a goal keepers favourite snack ? Beans on post !
3. Where do spiders play their FA Cup final ? Webley stadium !
4. Which insect didn't play well in goal ? The fumble bee !
5. Who won the race between two balls of string? They were tied!
6. Why are football players never asked for dinner? Because theyre always dribbling!