Joke : Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you

jokes | Aug. 08, 2017

1. Doctor: Did you take the patient's temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?

2. What kind of physician works on a cruise liner? A dry doc.

3. Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.

4. Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours? A: Nacho cheese!

5. What's red and green and wears boxing gloves? A fruit punch.

6. Why are oranges like bells? You can peel (peal) both of them.

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