Joke : What lights up a football stadium ?
1. What lights up a football stadium ? A football match !
2. What part of a football pitch smells nicest? The scenter spot!
3. What stories are told by basketball players ?Tall stories !
4. What's the chilliest ground in the premiership ? Cold Trafford !
5. When fish play football, who is the captain? The team's kipper!
6. Which England player keeps up the fuel supply? Paul gas coin!