Joke : What lights up a football stadium ?

jokes | Aug. 08, 2017

1. What lights up a football stadium ? A football match !

2. What part of a football pitch smells nicest? The scenter spot!

3. What stories are told by basketball players ?Tall stories !

4. What's the chilliest ground in the premiership ? Cold Trafford !

5. When fish play football, who is the captain? The team's kipper!

6. Which England player keeps up the fuel supply? Paul gas coin!

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