Joke : Put the curse on someone

jokes | Aug. 05, 2017

1. "Excuse me," a young fellow said to an older librarian, "I've just moved here and I wonder if this town has any criminal lawyers.""Well," replied the librarian, "I have lived here all my life and all I can tell you is we are pretty sure we do, but no one has been able to prove it yet."

2. An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says "maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." The old man says without hesitation"I now pronounce you man and wife".

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