Joke : Why didn't you get married then ?
1. Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about what a fun time she had. She then asked for two weeks leave in which to get married."But you just had two weeks off," said the boss. "Why didn't you get married then ?""What and ruin my vacation ?" she whined.
2. Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One notices the other one is putting on pair of stockings and suspenders. He says "When did you start wearing them?" To which the other man replies "Since my wife found a pair on the back seat of the car."