Joke : Why are you reading both those books?
1. A strained voice called out through the darkened theater, "Please, is there a doctor in the house?!" Several men stood up as the lights came on. An older lady pulled her daughter to stand next to her,"Good, are any of you doctors single and interested in a date with a good, Jewish girl?"
2. One day the zookeeper noticed that the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwins Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books?" "Well," said the orang-utang, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."