Joke : Your wife's mind has completely gone!
1. A man took his wife to the doctors .After a short examination the doctor said "Your wife's mind has completely gone!"To which the man replied "I'm not surprised. She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!"
2. Young Actor: Dad, guess what? I've just got my first part in a play. I play the part of a man whos been married for 30 years. Father: Well, keep at it, son. Maybe one day you'll get a speaking part.
3. A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong."Ohhh, it's my girlfriend.""What's the problem?""When I asked her if she could learn to love me, she asked me how much I was willing to spend on her education."