Joke : Married life is very frustrating
1. A woman was in court charged with wounding her husband. "But why did you stab him over a hundred times?" asked the judge. "Oh, your Honor," replied the defendant, "I didn't know how to switch off the electric carving knife."
2. Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party andsneered, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."The wife simply sighed and replied, "Yes, dear, I know, but I was inlove and didn't really notice."
3. Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.