Joke : How can I ever thank you?
1. "How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to her lawyer, after he had solved her legal troubles. "My dear woman," lawyer replied, "Ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that easy question."
2. "You and your husband don't seem to have an awful lot incommon," said the new tenants neighbor. "Why on earth did you get married?""I suppose it was the old business of opposite's attract,"was the reply. "He wasn't pregnant and I was."
3. A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks tohis wife about thirty-seven minutes each week. Well, yeah, I can believe that, I mean just how long does it take tosay "Uh-huh" or "Yes dear" or "I'm sorry" ?