Joke : Do these turkeys get any bigger?

jokes | Aug. 03, 2017

1. "Did you get your money?" ask the wife of the dentist who had just return from the delinquent patient's home."Not a cent," growled the dentist, "and worse than that, he insulted me, and gnashed my teeth at me!"

2. A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"The stock boy replied, "No maam, they're dead."

3. "I was in a very generous mood today," a woman says to her friend."I gave a poor beggar $25.""That's a lot of money to give away," says her friend. "What did your husband say?""He said, Thank you. "

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