Joke : Whatever you do, don't cure her
1. "You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand. "If I wasn't under oath, I'd return the compliment," replied the witness.
2. A man calls his family doctor: Man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has thought that she was a rabbit. Doctor: Ok, bring her in and I'll try to help. Man: Fine, but whatever you do, don't cure her.
3. Some people ask the secret of Anthonys long marriage. They take time to go to a restaurant two times a week: a little candle light dinner, soft music, and a slow walk home. The Mrs. goes Tuesdays; He goes Fridays.