Joke : The Natural History Museum in New York
1. Fred's class was taken to the Natural History Museum in New York. "Did you enjoy yourself?" asked her mother when she got home. "Oh, yes," replied Fred. "But it was funny going to a dead zoo."
2. Mrs. Caroline Squires of Cincinnati filed for a divorce from her husband in 1949 on grounds of desertion. She testified hed stepped out "for a beer" on the Fourth of July, 1917, and had never come back.
3. The seven-year old girl told her mom, "A boy in my class asked me to play doctor.""Oh, dear," the mother nervously sighed. "What happened, honey?" "Nothing, he made me wait 45 minutes and then double-billed the insurance company."