Joke : I more-or-less have to, but YOU ???
1. A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his bestfriend in bed. The man throws up his hands in disbelief and says, "My God Pete !!! I more-or-less have to, but YOU ???"
2. A man was complaining to a friend."I had it all. Money, a beautiful house, a BIG car, the love of a beautiful woman, then, POW! it was all gone!""What happened?" asked the friend."My wife found out."
3. A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. "Congratulations," said the nurse, "but don't you think this is enough?" The woman replied, "Are you kidding? This is the only vacation I get each year."