Joke : My wife sez that I'm too extravagant

jokes | Aug. 03, 2017

1. I hope you're not one of those pupils who spends all day on the Net and doesn't get any exercise. Oh, no, miss, I often sit around watching TV and not getting exercise either.

2. My wife sez that I'm too extravagant; that if anything ever happens to her, I'll have to beg. I told her Id be fine. I mean look at all the experience I've got.

3. "That was quick, did you do a good job?" the woman inquires. "Oh yes Maam, two coats! But there's something you should know," the man says. "That's not a Porsche, that's a Mercedes!"

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