Joke : I'm the groom's mother

jokes | Aug. 03, 2017

1. A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by theusher. "Are you a friend of the bride ?" he asked."Certainly not," she snapped, "I'm the groom's mother."

2. A person receives a telegram informing him about his mother-in-laws death. It also enquires whether she should be buried or burnt. He replies, "Don't take chances. Burn the body and bury the ashes."

3. Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked.

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