Joke : I'll come back when you're sober
1. The Doctor was puzzled "I'm very sorry but I can't diagnose your trouble, Mahoney. I think it must be drink. ""Don't worry about it Dr. Kelley, I'll come back when you're sober."
2. Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch today. . Cook: There is. Fred: No, there isn't. Theres only cheese pie. Cook: You can choose to eat it or leave it.
3. Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"Client: "After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I'm beginning to think I didn't."